Jemma @Jemma@mastodon.jemverse.xyz

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Welcome to 3D Software

https://youtu.be/GWY7fsXwh24

no. we're not going to "do great things together". i will install linux on you and subordinate you to my will.

buying an unimproved plot of land in the middle of nowhere wisconsin and renting it out to gamers as stardew valley hard mode

Regular reminder

-- Dude, what the fuck? You have cables everywhere! You haven't heard about wireless technologies?
-- Wow! Cool! It's so neat and clean!
-- *low battery* *low battery* *low battery* *low battery* *low battery*

Silent prayer for everyone who just wanted to chat about linux distributions on a new social network and now has a fursona and five girlfriends

if the navigation via manipulating the URL is easier than using your UI, you messed up.

looking at you, reddit devs!

I turn on my PC.

The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the excessive output from my four exposed nuclear reactors running at a critically risky heat output.

The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city’s morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallel-chained AMD Razer Threadrippers bursts into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2015 in one room.

Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 5090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.

Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.

Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors’ fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors over clocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.

Quickly now, I open a text chat, it’s a bit laggy.

The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.

Humanity is not ready for instant messaging

a discord community is not a suitable replacement for a wiki

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

But:

- In order to reduce, there need to be proper infrastructure to compensate for the thing being reduced;
- In order to reuse, things need to be durable and easily maintainable, modularly upgradable and repairable;
- If you go to the recycle step ignoring the first two, you've already lost.

As we see, just "changing consumer habits" doesn't work.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

I drew this comic a while back, and with the start of another pride month with another slew of terrifying things going on, here is my comic about Feeling Safe and lashing out against the phrase "you don't have to make your sexuality your whole personality"

CW for describing a memory of people being transphobic, but I think it's worth not blurring the entire comic for it

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